when I see the message “This content is from *whatever* and is not available in your country”

AMERICA! FUCK YE… wait what? Not available in my country? Ooooohh, it’s April Fool’s Day on Youtube.

Wait no, no it’s the 4th of April…

>.<  

I have pink eye. Fuck children.

My mother and her friend from work sent me pictures of penises. 

I hope this doesn’t become a tradition. 

nowhere near my vagina.

(Source: penumbras, via canadumb)